Yesterday we made this cardboard cottage 🌾 Today we painted it Lellow

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I haven’t seen a French team this united, with this much individual and collective talent since 1998. Zidane, Deschamps, Henry… Last night’s match was too late for my kids, so we’re watching the replay together today 🇫🇷⚽❤️

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When my kids were in preschool, they answered a handful of questions about mom and dad. Answers that only preschool kids can come up with. When asked how old mom was, they said she’s 10 years old. When asked what mom’s favorite food was, they said ice cream. When asked how old dad was, they said, Oh he’s old - like 100 years old. When asked what dad’s favorite food was, they said, He likes gross stuff like broccoli. Somehow, mom is young and cool and dad is old and gross. 🤨 Since I couldn’t deny liking broccoli, I asked my children why they thought I was so old - hoping to ascertain from them what gave them such an idea. They just laughed and laughed until I started laughing and then the answer didn’t matter anymore. What do the French say @ahn.eth ? C’est la vie! 😆

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I listened to 9h of white noise in the last two days yolo

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Proof that multi-tasking with a toddler and auto dictating emails is not recommended

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My son remotely Rick rolled me while I was driving 😆 Well done kiddo. Mom is proud.

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The Fat controller type shit IYKYK

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How I felt when I first got pregnant @degencummunist.eth

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This dad is cooking.

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enjoying the panicked look on the face of a teenager when you suggest joining her and her friends at the movies is something you grow into as a parent

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Oldest kid (19) staying in her college town for the summer, youngest (15) left yesterday for overnight camp for the summer. That leaves the middle one (18) alone with no siblings this summer, the only time in her life. I feel so grateful for this special time this summer to spend time with her 1:1 before she leaves for college in the fall 🥹 Some of the best parenting advice I got when the kids were very little was to carve out time for 1:1 time with each of them. It helps with sibling rivalry, they all need 100% attention from a parent every now and then. I used to do something called “special time with mommy” when they were toddlers/preschool age (I had the 3 kids in 4.5 years) but as they got older there was less and less of that.

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Toyslop is a powerful concept

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Parental tip for other european parents suffering from this heat wave. Pu a muslin cloth in the freezer, no need to make it wet as it would become to cold for the little one. But damn it calms my youngest baby boy down.

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Today I chose the forest school 🌱 While the heatwave pushes temperatures close to 40°C (104°F), many schools, daycares, and hospitals still aren’t equipped with air conditioning in France 🇫🇷 So we spent the morning under the trees. 25°C (77°F), shade, nature, curiosity. Sometimes the smartest thing you can do is step outside the building. 🌳

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GM 🥵 France is melting Schools closed, daycare closed, night shifts, 4 hours of sleep in 48 hours. Currently recovering with an ocean view and a beach 5 minutes away 🌊

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