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@trh

The day before, my oldest was making a grilled cheese for dinner. He had the bright idea to use different kinds of cheese and turkey. My wife said, "that's not something I would ever do, but your dad would absolutely love that." I had no knowledge of this. So when my wife saw me making this the following day, she laughed with parental delight.
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@eirrann.eth

Just spent the evening with my son replacing the plastic front and rear arm assemblies of one of his RC cars with new metal units after he broke one of the original plastic upper rear arms. This thing looks so much cooler now. Hopefully it's also as tough as it looks lol.
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@futureartist

life with a 5yo
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@violet

She kindly gave me one of her jelly gums without asking 😍❤️ The kids colorful world. Good evening
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@cameron

I love being a dad and can handle all the work, crying, scratching, sleep loss, bodily excretion, etc but the one thing that’s really grinding me down is… all these god damn lotions I hate the way lotion feels on my hands esp between my fingers. Have to wash my hands immediately after applying them to baby. I’m dying fr
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@huugo

“No, I can do it” takes so much patience
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@jpfraneto

modern parenting is tricky because you can work from home, and when you do that, your family demands you and it is hard to focus how did people survive the pandemic inside their house with their kids asking things and their work demanding them to perform? how did you do it? how was it?
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@atown

Just picked up my daughter from my parents house and she fell asleep in my car and I got her out of the car, into the house, took off her shoes and jacket and into bed without waking her up enough that she stayed awake. Which is the parent equivalent of taking a shit and wiping a clean wipe first try. The ultimate one shot
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@chainleft

My 3 year old drew a tree other day. Imagine my disappointment when she gave it to me all smiling and with a hug, when I know that ChatGPT (which is sorta 3 year old too) can crush her tree with its image generation capabilities.
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@eirrann.eth

Somehow this just reminded me of the day almost 8 yrs ago now when my son, then 6 and in 1st grade, came home from school and said "Daddy, guess what! My friend Vaughn ... he's in Mrs King's class ... and ... and ... Daddy ... Vaughn told me ... at lunch ... that he put ... his penis ... in a girl's ... butthole..." That was an awkward conversation to find an age appropriate level to hold without preparation, followed by a scathing call to the school to explain to them what they had allowed my baby to hear.
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@siablo.eth

I’m having such a happy trip… last night, after the kids fell asleep, I drifted off listening to the beautiful sound of waves through the slightly open window And now I’m starting a new day — have a wonderful day 💕
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@grin

One danger of being tech-forward with your kids is having to explain to your 6yo son that he needs to search for “big horned monsters” not “big horny monsters” 😥
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@eirrann.eth

My 13yo son is currently researching how differential gears function. He also just belched noxious fumes into my face. We take the wins with the losses...
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@czar

the best thing in my life these days is my 18 month old learning to say new words. its a cutest thing i ever experienced.
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@olystuart

Cruisin in the farm truck at the children's museum. She waits all week for "Dadurday" - Saturday adventures with dad 🥰
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