If you edit texts after you send them you have anxiety

AI is spooky actions at a distance

Just ate a whole sausage and I don’t even remember any bites. The unexamined life is truly not worth living.

they just replaced lady liberty’s torch with a hitachi wand

It’s funny that assault is an aggressive word because on paper it looks fancy as hell. Assault rifles? How about an assault brooch? Or assault beef? Assault lamps would cost one gorillion dollars at Crate and Barrel

sometimes i think about rack city, bitch, rack rack city bitch

ngl the Catholic Church cooked with the 7 deadly sins. They clocked humanity’s eternal darkness all the way back in 6th century!

The A in ACAB stands for ACAB

Just saw two dozen septuagenarians playing pickleball right next to a very well-appointed graveyard. Not a non-Boomer in sight. The perfect American metaphor?

Birthday notifications are the cosmic background radiation of the social universe.

Bought a few things at a corner store today and was shocked when it didn’t cost $20

good morning