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Linda Xie
@linda
I saw someone on Reddit say they just tell people they have diarrhea as an excuse whenever they need to bail on something important because no one questions it and gives them space. I just think that's so funny ๐Ÿ˜‚
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@rish
next time @brxckinridge asks me a question
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Sina Habibian
@sinahab
LOL
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Samuel ใƒ„
@samuellhuber.eth
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@chaskin.eth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GIEHPGj9sI
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$isaac
@zaak
works exceptionally well for reservations that charge a no-show/late cancellation fee. also works for when you need to bail on a barrys class
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@chaskin.eth
The go to excuse back in grade school when I asked to go to the bathroom but was really hanging out with my friends and came back 15 minutes later
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Sam (crazy candle person) โœฆ
@samantha
I saw that too now I suggest that to all my friends lol
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Idan Levin ๐ŸŽฉ
@idanlevin
what's the digital version of this?
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Gwynne Michele
@thecurioushermit
When you've got IBS, it's usually not even a lie ๐Ÿคฃ
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Dr B lizardo
@bluelizardo.eth
Haha, yeah, whenever we need to write a sick note for friends, we just diagnose them with gastroenteritis ๐Ÿ˜‚ (but don't tell anyone)
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@jacek
69 $DEGEN
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Bee_926
@llamabee
Any toilet related excuse is always good!
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sand.base.eth
@sandman
But the real frens say โ€œdw we got a lot of paper and electrolytesโ€
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@zoz.eth
Common Aussie excuse for a sickie
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Pedro Santana
@z0uk
It works with any embarrassing fact, the idea is too look vulnerable to better sell the lie. I'm pretty sure I've read that in Robert Cialdini's book "Influence" but may be wrong there.
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L3MBDA
@l3mbda
just donโ€™t overuse it, people might start questioning your toilet habits!
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knny
@knny
I just tell them my hamster is in town
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@rkbaggs
The problem is, I want to leave early from so many things that people would think I have chronic dysentery.
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