Al-Qaeda could tell me “change a duvet cover or we’re bombing the towers” and I’m letting them have it

i don’t wanna work i wanna eat super burrito and inject anabolic drugs

we need to redesign the pride flag, that shit is so ugly like give me earth tones, some deep earth clay, terra cotta instead they chose a bright ass HP printer paper roy g biv nightmare

I would rather my apartment get bombed by fucking Israel than be in a relationship with a circuit gay