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Every day, I wake up and get to do Degen as my actual job.
Not a 9-5. Not some desk job I’m counting the hours to escape from. I get to wake up, open the chats, open the timeline, open the trenches, and spend my day with an online community of people who, in some strange and very real way, have become a massive part o...
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Right now on yeetr.fun/predict you can stake 100k DEGEN (≈ $94) and earn $80 USDC upfront. It's yours to keep, no matter what.
Friday's close decides the rest.
Below $0.000953, you get your DEGEN back too. Up $80.
Above, your DEGEN goes to the traders who bet up. Down ~$14.
So you're risking ~$14 to make $80.
The m...
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Not sure how yeetr.fun/predict works? Made a short video to walk through it.
The simple version:
> Stake your DEGEN → get USDC right away, yours to keep
> Price closes below the line on Friday → you get your DEGEN back too
> Price closes above → your DEGEN goes to the traders who bet up
So you earn yield on an altco...
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Stake 100k DEGEN (≈ $97) on yeetr.fun/predict, get $87 USDC instantly.
You keep the $87 no matter what.
Next Friday, Oct 23:
DEGEN closes below $0.000953 → you get your DEGEN back too
DEGEN closes above → your DEGEN goes to Up buyers
So you get paid ~90% upfront for one week of risk.
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You can now earn yield on your $DEGEN with yeetr.fun/predict
Stake your DEGEN, earn USDC today. The tradeoff: if price rips, your tokens can get taken. For that risk, yields go up to 40% weekly (2,000%+ APR).
On the other side, traders get a leveraged long.
Think perps meets Uniswap LPing.
Most tokens have no susta...
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New on Yeetr.fun: DEGEN Up or Down.
One question a week: will DEGEN close above the line on Friday?
Stake your DEGEN → you get paid in USDC the moment you stake. Right now that's about 36¢ per 1,000 DEGEN, cash in hand. Finish under the line and your DEGEN comes back too.
Think it's going up? Buy Yes → each share pa...
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I think options markets will ultimately be much bigger than perpetuals.
Perps are easier to understand. Options are far more interesting.
I get the appeal of perps. Price goes up, you make money. Add leverage, and the gains (or losses) are multiplied. Simple, intuitive, and perfect for the casino-like experience cryp...
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gm yeeters 🫡 quick update on yeetr.fun:
> cleaned up the Tokens page
> added a leaderboard
> new How it works page
> mobile nav now has a Launch button at the bottom
Also, you can now edit your token links and image right in Telegram. Just send /mytokens to YeetrBot.
now go yeet something 🎩
t.me/yeetrfun
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gm degens 🫡
crypto native is going through a rough patch.
after 10/10 last year, alt volumes have fallen close to all-time lows. most of the new money is institutional, and it’s flowing into the big four: BTC, ETH, SOL, HYPE.
everyone’s trying to catch the latest narrative, squeeze a few dollars out of it, and jump...
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Most people still think in browsers and apps.
The next wave won't. They'll ask a chat, get an answer, and buy right there. Trading included.
Telegram is crypto's most used chat app, yet it still has no fully functioning wallet.
That's what I'm building with Yeetr. Come poke around if you're curious 🎩
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try yeetr.fun on me 🎁
your first $1 trade is free. tap ⚡ $1 on any token in Telegram and it buys instantly. no deposit needed.
deposit $10+ and I'll give you another $5.
t.me/yeetrfun
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Daily Rewards are LIVE on Yeetr.fun
Every day we spend $150 DEGEN buying the top 3 tokens, then burn everything we buy.
🥇 $75 🥈 $45 🥉 $30
Launch on Yeetr. Get buyers. Climb the leaderboard. Get bought + burned.
t.me/yeetrfun
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Yeetr Wallet is live 👛
Your own wallet inside Telegram. Send /wallet to YeetrBot and you're ready.
Buy in one tap. Track, sell and withdraw in chat. No extra app, no seed phrase to manage.
Deposit ETH on Robinhood Chain only.
Let's yeet 👇
t.me/yeetrfun
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