Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
🕯️They/them. I sell candles at www.humankindcandles.com
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You ever just have a friend and they’re so great you wish you had 5 of them. I have a friend like that.
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I need a disgusting romance novel in this style. Does anyone have any recommendations? All I’ve been reading are books written by military men (David Goggins, Jocko Willink) and professional athletes (Charlie Engle). I need a romance novel or fan fic or something. I do not want it to include sex because I do not en...
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Why don’t adults have sleep overs anymore 🤨
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Hot take everyone should have my candles in their house
dudes be like "hot take:" and then refute a claim that nobody is making
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I got food poisoning 😭 me and the toilet r besties now. Had some Imodium and electrolytes hopefully I can sleep
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Excited to go to the gym and listen to my audiobook tonight hehe
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Carrot cake candle. Yeah
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Man I try to be a good neighbour and acquaintance but sometimes I get bit in the ass. I’ve been taking care of my neighbours plants this time around but he’s been unhappy with the way I water them. I tried recommending a friend to work at an acquaintances’ company, which is in a categorically unsexy industry with a sma...
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In a spontaneous mood to clean the house more even though it’s 99% clean
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If humankind candles had a specific opinion on how candles should smell, what would that opinion be?
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The boyfriend started flying planes and is always checking his web browser for flight conditions. It’s a bit inconvenient only having desktop view so I built him a cute app to display flying conditions over the next 12 hours, and an easier-to-read dashboard to see the wind blowing through the typically runway he uses t...
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Sugar cookie candle 🤔
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I love my boyfriend. He pulled an all nighter so when I woke up at 6am he was still working. I worked a bit too until 8am. Then we took a nap together until 10am. Parallel play but it’s parallel work and nap lol
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I havent worked out in 4 days and my lower back started hurting again. Life of an adult
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I need a truly beautiful lighter. Out of the regular form factor and overengineered.
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