Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at www.humankindcandles.com
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mfw I’m talking to a guy at a networking event and he starts bringing up his dating life and I have to sus out if he’s going to flirt w me I HAVE A BOYFRIEND THANK YOU VERY MUCH! GOODNIGHT!
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♻️ I just transformed my Warplet into a Buttlet #1606 🍑 Transform and mint yours 🍑
Show your Warplet as a Buttlet
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I was talking to kids and I introduced them to the concept of PMF Baby’s first PMF 🤪
Thanks to everyone who donated to the high school entrepreneurship conference! It’s happening and I’m here helping out :)
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Thanks to everyone who donated to the high school entrepreneurship conference! It’s happening and I’m here helping out :)
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I just spent 25 minutes overstimulated trying on 10 Valentine’s Day outfits but none of them look good anymore smh
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someone on the train smells like basil and pasta
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So I have my advisors and every month I re-write my commitments to them. One of my advisors usually never sends back any feedback to me. This past month he sent me a very long email of everything he thinks I'm doing wrong. Exactly what I needed. The TLDR is that I'm too obsessed with selling candles and not obsessed ...
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Literally just asking people nicely for stuff has always gotten me what I wanted It’s the trick to life. And getting unrefundable flight tickets refunded.
"If you don't go after what you want, you'll never have it. If you don't ask, the answer is always no. If you don't step forward, you're always in the same place." — Nora Roberts
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bf had a shawarma, my homemade brownie, we’re watching a documentary and he’s cuddled up underneath my Squishmallow blanket sleeping and twitching Life is good
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So my grandpa has Alzheimers, and something my parents did proactively is put a clear picture of him on our local polices' vulnerable persons registry in case he ends up wandering/missing. If your loved ones start having dementia or alzheimers, take the opportunity while you can to snap a clear portrait photo of them...
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But it can buy you humankind candles
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can't believe the mcdonald's caviar set is dropping the same day as marina abramovic's prints
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The way I would describe running my company is mild discomfort and overwhelming joy
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im gonna clean the house, do yoga, go to the sauna, and think about work the whole time
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is the tiny ampersand giving or not???
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