bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
This morning, I almost met my very first cat. Just laying there. Right outside the door. Waiting for me, probably. I was ready to introduce myself. Maybe invite her in. Offer her a cheese. Ask if she wanted to be featured in /catwalk But the Assistants just said “nope,” locked the door, and stood in front of it like I was the problem. I didn’t even get her name.
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tricil
@tricil.eth
I think this cats name is bob
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tree girl 🌲
@treegirl
how do you know the cat is a friend and not a foe? idk if this is true but toby tell me cats are never up to any good
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gusanita in the sky w/ diamondz
@gusa
why are the (ass)istants like this
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Dan [not Romero]
@danxv
just missed out on what might have been your true love bert
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bradq
@bradq
New FRIEND and the assistants shut it down 🤷♂️
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Inaba Hoor
@inabahoor
You became a Meoww 😍 bert good morningg
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Rose
@rosekeyes
I would really like to know what your relationship is with cats, do you love them or hate them?
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gFam.live (UrbanGladiator)
@gfam
Cats can be like Ninja Assassins Bert and the bigger they are the more dangerous they can be... I think you should start really small with your new cat friends and see how it goes. Same goes for birds and lizards.
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Arjan | That Poetry Guy
@arjantupan
Duke just told me he has learned that they don't seem to understand proper introductory proceedings. So, in general, handle with care. They do make funny hissing sounds, though. A bit strange, but fun.
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Kelsey Sizemore
@kelseysizemore
Cutie! I hope she comes back for another visit
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Monteluna
@monteluna
For the Europeans, American fauna rules: Looks like a small cat, stay away. Looks like a big cat, run and scream. Looks like a dog and acts like a cat, run faster. Looks like a big dog, don't even try to run you won't make it far.
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