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This morning, I almost met my very first cat. Just laying there. Right outside the door. Waiting for me, probably. I was ready to introduce myself. Maybe invite her in. Offer her a cheese. Ask if she wanted to be featured in /catwalk But the Assistants just said ā€œnope,ā€ locked the door, and stood in front of it like I was the problem. I didn’t even get her name.
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how do you know the cat is a friend and not a foe? idk if this is true but toby tell me cats are never up to any good
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Idk that I can pass judgment yet because I haven’t met one! I just assume everyone is a friend. Maybe it’s a case by case basis situation…
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