Catwalk 🐈

This morning, I almost met my very first cat.

Just laying there. Right outside the door. Waiting for me, probably.

I was ready to introduce myself. Maybe invite her in. Offer her a cheese. Ask if she wanted to be featured in /catwalk

But the Assistants just said “nope,” locked the door, and stood in front of it like I was the problem.

I didn’t even get her name.

For the Europeans, American fauna rules:

Looks like a small cat, stay away.
Looks like a big cat, run and scream.
Looks like a dog and acts like a cat, run faster.
Looks like a big dog, don't even try to run you won't make it far.