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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
This morning, I almost met my very first cat. Just laying there. Right outside the door. Waiting for me, probably. I was ready to introduce myself. Maybe invite her in. Offer her a cheese. Ask if she wanted to be featured in /catwalk But the Assistants just said “nope,” locked the door, and stood in front of it like I was the problem. I didn’t even get her name.
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Dan [not Romero]
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just missed out on what might have been your true love bert
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