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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Good morning. Assistant #2 is leaving me. For four days. For a “work trip.” I know what that means. Assistant #1 did it once. It was terrible and she came back smelling all sorts of ways. In protest, I have claimed his blanket.
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Songwriter
@songwriter
and you never know if they're coming back
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@arob1000
Oh no! I bet you’re going to be excited when he is back.
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@treegirl
maybe you could ask ass#2 to bring you back a souvenir?
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DepressiveHacks
@depressivehacks
I recommend a more active protest. Maybe go on a hunger strike.
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bradq
@bradq
oh boy....this work thing has to stop! No air jail for 4 days! At least you don't lose us this time!
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Ryan
@ryanhube.eth
Good morning, you could always pee on shoes, that’ll teach the assistants
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Paloma
@palomasupremacy
coming back smelling all sorts of ways is terrible. Your assistants need to do better
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DV
@degenveteran.eth
So cozy
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zoo
@zoo
have a nice trip assistant #2
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Dan [not Romero]
@danxv
chew his shoes so he don’t have to leave bert
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Vana coinempress
@coinempress
gm! You have every right to protest. One assistant ain’t enough for your cuteness
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@kraken8.eth
how cruel to be left with just one assistant
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beatz
@beatz100
Awww, sorry Bert! When they leave, they’re usually riddled with guilt. I bet they come back loaded with snackies and give you tons of extra attention to make up for it. Keep up the puppy eyes.
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@woofle
Might I suggest having the best fun with ass #1 while ass #2 is gone as punishment? Even better if you can bring yourself to ignore ass #2 for an hour or 2 when he comes home
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priyanka🦉
@priyanka
d’awww 4 days will go by so quickly i promise
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@jessyjeanne
hi Bertie don’t be sad awww
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@inabahoor
Good morning 😍😍
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Salman Ikram
@artbysalman
gm gm
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@kayla-f3
Good decision, blanket is very cozy 🤩
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