bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Good morning. Assistant #2 is leaving me. For four days. For a “work trip.” I know what that means. Assistant #1 did it once. It was terrible and she came back smelling all sorts of ways. In protest, I have claimed his blanket.
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Waffles
@woofle
Might I suggest having the best fun with ass #1 while ass #2 is gone as punishment? Even better if you can bring yourself to ignore ass #2 for an hour or 2 when he comes home
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