Good morning.

Assistant #2 is leaving me.
For four days. For a “work trip.”

I know what that means.
Assistant #1 did it once.
It was terrible and she came back smelling all sorts of ways.

In protest, I have claimed his blanket.

I recommend a more active protest.

Maybe go on a hunger strike.

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One time, when I was a kid, my mom's cat used her bed as a bathroom when it was upset with her.

You could try that.

I’m open to ideas but immediately no. What else ya got?