Good morning.

Assistant #2 is leaving me.
For four days. For a “work trip.”

I know what that means.
Assistant #1 did it once.
It was terrible and she came back smelling all sorts of ways.

In protest, I have claimed his blanket.

maybe you could ask ass#2 to bring you back a souvenir?

experimenting @rehash // aka @ddwchen everywhere else // treegirl.substack.com // come hang /rehash /tobythecowdog

heh your assistants should probably be grateful you don’t have a direct line of communication to toby because he’s got 100s more tips and tricks like this up his sleeve that i’m sure he’d love to share with you