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bertwurst
@bertwurst.eth
Good morning. Assistant #2 is leaving me. For four days. For a “work trip.” I know what that means. Assistant #1 did it once. It was terrible and she came back smelling all sorts of ways. In protest, I have claimed his blanket.
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Dan [not Romero]
@danxv
chew his shoes so he don’t have to leave bert
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