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What’s the first thing to do after being liberated from the hospital? You guessed it - shopping at Costco!
Replenished supplies and have 2 months’ worth of chicken now 🐓🍗
Allergy season so spent $35 on a whole bunch of Claritin. A pineapple here, a couple of cantaloupe there and it all adds up to the egregiously ...
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why he kinda cost me 36 stone eggs before finally hatching 💀
@symbiotech - I killed a crown melon and proceeded to hatch 36 stone eggs in the effort to replace my melon with a peach. 8 stone fruitings and 7 mango fruitlings hatched before little Cottage Peach showed up. 😅
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For today’s breakfast fare during my impromptu vacation stay at the hospital:
Banana
2% milk
Concentrated orange juice
Potato Vegetable Skillet
Oatmeal
@trish they even provide the grams of protein (24g)! 😄
So um yeah, I landed myself in the emergency room due to all the meth I’m taking (haha) - srsly, I’m in the ER because I was having trouble breathing and the doc wants to keep me overnight. Something about pushing myself too far and not listening to my body blah blah. If my body has so much to say, I wish it would sa
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So um yeah, I landed myself in the emergency room due to all the meth I’m taking (haha) - srsly, I’m in the ER because I was having trouble breathing and the doc wants to keep me overnight. Something about pushing myself too far and not listening to my body blah blah. If my body has so much to say, I wish it would sa...
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Some of you may remember that my kids are into theater and plays. We’re gearing up for the fall play and building some of the sets. We have a parent who is a professional carpenter and he’s built some amazingly detailed, sturdy, and ornate props. One of them was an outcropping ledge for the Lion King. It was on cas...
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Are you a movie buff? All day today, every hour on the hour, we’re playing movie trivia. The one that just passed about 17 mins ago was romantic comedy or rom-com trivia. 🥰
Next up is action movies! Come join the fun on the Lobby mini-app. 🥳
Btw, the “sport” in the rom-com movie, Hitch, was Dancing. 💃🏻🕺🏻🥳
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Framedl PRO 2026-10-05 4/6*
And David put his hand in his bag, and took thence a stone and FLUNG it and smote the Philistine in his forehead, that the stone sunk into his forehead and he fell upon his face to the earth.
1 Samuel 17:49
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Framedl PRO 2026-10-04 4/6
Apparently broke hard mode for nothing but a shrubbery: SUMAC
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Today, I was introduced to some kind of wonderful at a birthday party for a friend of my daughter’s. Her dad is an excellent cook and he said he’d been smoking Tomahawk Rib-Eye Steak and put them on the bbq grill. I’ve never had rib-eye like this before. It was tender, succulent, smoky perfection.
No need to coerce...
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I’m still not ready to accept that the musicians and actors I grew up with are on the cover of AARP magazine. Exhibit A and B shown below as evidence of this impossibility. I genuinely want to subscribe to the magazine now. Why does this feel like my childhood heroes are being used to exploit me out of some money? ...
Someone please explain to me how Adam Sandler is on the cover of an AARP magazine!?
The magazine is dated Oct/Nov 2022 and he was 56 yo at the time of the interview. Great interview btw.
Please don’t even joke that you’ve never read a magazine before.
I’m not ready for my fav actors/actresses to qualify for AARP me
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