When one kid wants pho Another kid wants pep pizza Wife wants basil and mushrooms on her pizza And I’m getting lentil soup and a gyro. Typical dinner time leaps and bounds in our household. 🙄

We’re moving our corporate office next week and packing up everything to move. Over the years, we’ve collectively hoarded tons of junk including these coffee mugs with Excel shortcuts on them. Srsly, if vendors can’t come up with swag that people actually want, then spend your marketing dollars on something else. 🙄

2.25 miles yesterday 🏃🏾

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The Spicy Challenge If you read this on a menu, would you take on the fire dragon? 🔥🐲

Back at Ko Ryu Ramen with the kids. They ordered chashu ramen and fried chicken ramen. I ordered the tomato-based Yuzu Tomato Wagyu Ramen - pictured below. Soo good! Also, here’s the Spicy Challenge I’ve been telling you about (read the rules haha). The scuttlebutt around town is that you’ve got to have an iron st... Show more

Earlier this summer, we went to the Oregon Zoo and saw this critically endangered Eastern Bongo. Caught him at just the wrong time 😆 I wouldn’t say he’s domesticated and the zoo personnel warned us that some of the animals are more feral than domesticated. It was quite a warm day and many of the animals were trying... Show more

She’s a beauty 🥹 6-7 attempts altogether

Before the miasma of cable news, rage podcasts, and extremist influencers, there was Letterman. There was Arsenio. There was Leno. And then there was the Tonight Show. Some might argue there was a slight political slant, but Johnny Carson made a nightly conscious effort to avoid prescribing positions on “serious is... Show more

During the pandemic, we bought desks, a laptop, video webcam for a desktop, desk chairs - all so they could do their school work remotely. The desk we bought our daughter wasn’t exactly sturdy when we bought it and over the last few years, one of the legs started giving out and we could barely move it to vacuum the ro... Show more

🕹️ I scored 50620 in Fruit Blitz 3D! (And when I say “I” that means my 15 yo 😂)

Hey I noticed you’re not using your swing line stapler right now. I’m gonna need that to staple together the T.P.S. Reports that Peter supposably has completed. 😳

Excavated from antiquity, I present my Far Card from back in the day. I don’t know if they ever made a real one of me, but I seem to remember @basewtf and the gang were at one of the FarCons with a stack of real Far Cards. 😎