Announcing: The FartCandle for FartCon! 

The worse smelling, most plastic, chemical candle you’ll ever own! Microplastics guaranteed! If you don’t have microplastics in your nutsack or breast tissue by day 7, we’ll give you a 100% refund!

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

building reframescience.org neuroscience phd, chaplain, healthtech strategy consultant. co-host of the /okbanger show and vibe imagineer for /christin.

damn y'all lock and loaded with april fool's casts hahahahaha

Btw, how did you manage to get into the merch booth venue? 😅
Was there a place to apply?

Yes but they’re limited edition, cuz I only have a certain number of 💨s available

Are we gonna be able to buy for candles at FarCon during the venue?

Pretty sure @mikedemarais.eth will buy you out.

I would definitely order a fart scented candle. The flatulist in me is triggered

Lmfao. Their faces are so good. They did this to themselves