bro if I go over ur house I expect a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies

dev / collector / chef / ex-Twitter

chemical engineer in a previous life

thing #5 at @clanker

based.li // third rate builder // /basedspacepunks

this is racist

also down as fuck that sounds awesome

i’ma set out a michelada and some choco chip empanadas for yo ass

Jamie • /devrel • /bicycling • /chicago • /djs • home @ /chicagolife

But y'know @dawufi and I can join you for karaoke if you're ever in /chicago 😂

hottakes

bad hosts are my least favorite kind of friends fr

they’ll beg you to visit, but when you do, there’s no music playing, nowhere comfy to sit, they expect you to bring food, never offer anything to drink, and their place smells like crack 

don’t invite people over if you can’t take care of AT LEAST two of the above 😭🙏 you’re welcome

My girlfriend is making some blueberry muffins as we speak if they works

sit yo ass down and have some of these warm choco chip muffins

probably carne asada on the grill and a couple of coronas

10 years ago I would have say a beer and nice pussy

Not talking about cat there

You should ask for french red wine and good cheese 👀🥸🫡