bro if I go over ur house I expect a plate of warm chocolate chip cookies

hottakes

bad hosts are my least favorite kind of friends fr

they’ll beg you to visit, but when you do, there’s no music playing, nowhere comfy to sit, they expect you to bring food, never offer anything to drink, and their place smells like crack 

don’t invite people over if you can’t take care of AT LEAST two of the above 😭🙏 you’re welcome

dev / collector / chef / ex-Twitter

chemical engineer in a previous life

thing #5 at @clanker