caitcavell.com / boysclub.vip / if u take me seriously online that’s on u

If this information is real, my morning plans tomorrow have changed.

🐵<🐦‍⬛> ← 🙈🙉🙊 → /phil →  github.com/philcockfield →  
ƒ(🌳) →  🧫 /sys  ←  @cell <T>, 🧠 human.

Software Engineer. ex-SRE. 

Lover of great Coffee. Mountain Bike Enthusiast. Island Dweller. 

Highly crypto-skeptic. AI-bullish.

@fastchicken makes these for sure.
Superior in all ways to all other variants - Maccy-D's included.

(can confirm! 💪)
Oh that reaper sauce

eat this? I MAKE these, right @pjc ? This is our standard mountain biking breakfast on the ferry.

Muffin. Bacon (with/without reaper sauce); egg. cheese. siracha / reaper sauce.

Guarantee that the McDonalds version would be barely "spicy"

regular gives me heartburn already so no need