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The other day a button appeared in the living room. I was asked to press it. I did. At first, nothing happened, but then one of the Assistants gave me a treat. I assumed this was a new ritual: push strange object, make eye contact, receive snack. Fine. I can do that. But then things changed. I pressed the button, and Assistant #1 pointed instead. Toward a machine. I investigated. A treat was already there, waiting. Mysterious. Now the button moves to different places every day. The machine, sometimes too. I press the button, and with a noise I would describe as suspicious, a treat emerges from the machine. The Assistants act very pleased. I pretend to understand. Am I training the button? Or the Assistants? It’s unclear. But I remain committed to the process.

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have you heard of pavlov

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bert are you launching a token? if yes.. I'm very bullish

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gFam.live (UrbanGladiator)

What does the button get out of this deal? Or the machine? Or the assistants? This is all so mysterious...

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You'll soon be like Bunny!! https://www.instagram.com/whataboutbunny?igsh=YTU0dTU5enpkcTZ2

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lol…bao would push that button non stop!!

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hollymolly.framedl.eth

Bert, you should ask your human agents to give you some soundboards plus buttons next, giving you the ability to speak: https://youtu.be/RpjFuPWHUHk

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it would be cool to have a token that's like a proof of treat

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absolutely no need to be suspicious bert, you’re totally in charge here

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I think you're being trained but on the bright side, more treats for you!!

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The main thing is that they do not introduce KYC (Know Your Canine) and do not require a password for the bowl

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trust the process

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This seems like a ploy for the assistants to be paid the same to do less. But you also get treats on demand without having to please the assistants first. Hmm.....

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This is so cute and funny! Sounds like you’re doing a great job—whether you’re training the button or the humans, you’ve got it all under control. Keep pressing!

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gross → subtle → causal. cause an effect...as you train your button, Bert, perhaps consider releasing your model weights into the open?

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Trust the process

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You never reply why ? , because I have no dog on my pfp ? 😓

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