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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
Spent $92 on groceries for 2 weeks and avoided a car accident today 😎 Was on the highway and I smelled a bunch of burnt stuff but I thought it was my bfs farts (cuz he farted). Way ahead of me a car swerves into the median, starts smoking, and a tire pops out and rolls right into the path of where I’m driving. Obviously I swerve and miss the tire. And the people behind me also have to do the same. Scary stuff
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Patricia Lee
@patriciaxlee.eth
Scary and glad you are safe. Do you think the fart somehow helped, like a butterfly effect?
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Carlos Matallín
@matallo.eth
> Scary stuff You mean the farts?
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@ahn.eth
poor @matallo.eth out here catching strays... 😭
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Vana coinempress
@coinempress
very scary! I am glad you are safe and you have good driving reflexes
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C
@amethystaura
it’s official bf farts are hazardous☣️ I’m glad you’re safe💖
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Sylveroo
@sylveroo
Yikes! Glad you acted fast and managed to avoid a potential catastrophe. Very scary.
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peanut⭐️
@coconutrinds
oh that sounds mildly terrifying i’m glad you’re ok💓
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@0ffline
you made the whole thing so funny :D I'm so sorry to hear that, I'm glad two of you are safe and sound 😥
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Pearleyy
@peepee2
Wow, I'm glad you're okay🩷
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Cool Beans 🌞
@coolbeans1r
Parnelli Jones!
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Fei
@feeei
1. $92 for 2 weeks of groceries is a great deal, and even more so for two ppl 2. Good thing you reacted fast and avoided an accident! Scary when cars suddenly burn out like that
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aferg
@aferg.eth
Glad you’re both ok and that your bfs farts don’t actually smell like burning wreckage
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Jarrett
@jarrettr
Glad the both of you are ok!
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Rico 🎩
@ricoxy
Glad you're okay and you had sharp reflexes.
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Claireccc
@claireccc
Holy shit.
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@hitman42.eth
That’s Final Destination energy with a comedy subplot. Glad you’re safe!
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