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Sam (crazy candle person) ✦
@samantha
Spent $92 on groceries for 2 weeks and avoided a car accident today 😎 Was on the highway and I smelled a bunch of burnt stuff but I thought it was my bfs farts (cuz he farted). Way ahead of me a car swerves into the median, starts smoking, and a tire pops out and rolls right into the path of where I’m driving. Obviously I swerve and miss the tire. And the people behind me also have to do the same. Scary stuff
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@claireccc
Holy shit.
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