Spent $92 on groceries for 2 weeks and avoided a car accident today 😎

Was on the highway and I smelled a bunch of burnt stuff but I thought it was my bfs farts (cuz he farted). Way ahead of me a car swerves into the median, starts smoking, and a tire pops out and rolls right into the path of where I’m driving. Obviously I swerve and miss the tire. And the people behind me also have to do the same. Scary stuff

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at humankindcandles.com

Scary and glad you are safe. Do you think the fart somehow helped, like a butterfly effect?

Building a little space at /thenextwave and watching everything on /videolab.

I actually think it detracted from my awareness. By attributing it to the fart I was less aware of what was in front of me. The car was also around a bend and had *just* started smoking, so I didn’t have enough to process until I saw the tire flying out. But it’s alright. No harm done!