Tbh, that's mid af. Go all out nacho sombrero or don't do it at all

Sorry @siadude, guess no 3 in a row hehe. GGs, had fun that game.

Me seeing @dflory3 win yet ANOTHER Jackpot.

One thing about living in a rented small apartment with no clocks around and only a phone/laptop to tell the time. Today when my colleagues started talking about the time change a day ago, I was like THE WHAT NOW?? No wonder I was tired yesterday. Missed an entire hour of sleep without even knowing it.

Hell of a final table. Tight af. Every single hand was earned through sweat and blood. Gl to both of my opponents in the top 3, @dflory3 and @jachian. Always a pleasure to play with you.

Went to the store in Luxembourg yesterday for groceries. Usually I go to Belgium (it's only a 20min drive and it's a lot cheaper) but I had shit to do so didn't have time. This exact scenario played out. Word for word.

So I have that going for me... Which is nice.

I don't usually floss, but my last dentist made a really tight connection between two teeth. And now I just flossed out like half a steak from there. Feels like heaven.

It's Friday and I have to say, I earned a drink with the week I had. And I thought about having a beer, but... Something felt off. Decided to treat myself. And it's been a long time since I had my favorite whisky in the world. I don't even have to drink it, I can just smell it, and I would be content. Slainte!

Could not help myself, and ordered "some" socks online. In my defense, 25 EUR for 12 pairs of socks was too good of a deal to pass up. Safe to say, I am ALL GOOD with colorful socks for now 🤩🤣 @wetsocks.eth give me your thoughts. @imfairydust look at this motherload

Top 10 video games unranked Mortal Kombat 2 The last of us 2 RDR (first one for the impact it had on me, second for the sheer vastness of sandbox) Ratchet and Clank A crack in time Battlefield Bad Company 2 God of War Commandos Starcraft 2 (just the campaign) Warcraft 3 Fortnite (I know, I know, but you can't deny t... Show more

Top 10 movies unranked This mfer @je11yf15h stole like half of my movies so I have to adjust (T2 and Pulp Fiction hurt though). But also, what kind of a psycho had fixed top 10 movies? - The raid redemption (action movie of the last 3 decades) - into the spider verse (the ultimate video and Hi-Fi experience) - the... Show more

Wanted to buy 2-3 pairs of socks I can wear with suits, similar to this. Entire designer outlet center has absolutely zero of them. Brown, light blue, mint, purple, nothing. Solely black and dark blue. Am I crazy? Is this too much to ask?

For a while, I thought about getting a husky... But... I just don't have the bandwith for... Whatever this is lol

Won the last 3 PLO games in the BETR games. To quote the great Mike Tyson "it's foolish these mortals even attempt to enter my realm". Thank you @burr.eth @toadyhawk.eth and @netnose

Gotta say, this whole "BTC is below 70k", "BTC is above 70k" edging thing is getting really annoying. Do, or do not, there is no try.

Well, I know which game I'm buying next. Link for the (highly emotional) moment of reveal:

Device hoarding? I... Feel targeted...

Does anyone else need some sugar water?

Scammers are people too. And they should learn to do betr

Just arrived in Luxembourg for the next N years (don't ask). Switched my job and my place of living for the first time in my life. I communicate with the landlady and her husband with my hands and feet. She speaks French, Portuguese and German, he speaks German, Luxembourgish and French. I... Speak none of those 4 l... Show more

Whoa, nice pedipals there, Steve! Hella white you got going on. Did you use the stripes or is that a professional whitening job? Thank you for noticing @ramsey. Yeah, just got them done. Cost me a pretty penny. But I felt like doing it. I think it brings out sth in my eyes.

sorry @ds8, my mind immediately went to this

Have not got around to casting much, busy week (or two) and whatnot. So, to all the farcasters that I usually interact with, I just wanna say...

Paul says: It's not bear or bull season. It's JUMPING SPIDER season! Really cool guy, was not afraid of me at all and spent some time warming up in my hands. Pleasure to meet you, Paul!

Ok, the casting director of GoW SLAPS!

Believe it or not, this is the first time I'm drinking Makers Mark. Yeah, I know it's the johnnie walker equivalent of bourbon, and marketing goes a long way, but it's quite alright. Solid dram for the money.

Nothing to see here, please disperse

I got incredibly irritated due to a work related thing today, then I remembered the old "if it won't matter in 5 years, don't spend more than 5 minutes on it" thing. So I did exactly that.

I don't want to get the dino NFT but my inner child nerd is screaming "is that a brontosaurus or an apatosaurus??" bcs it doesn't really look like a diplodocus.

Who is this person and why is she my spirit animal?

You can knock that down amount 99% then knock that down ADDITIONAL 99%. Even that kind of money changes my life radically. And this... "Temu Supercuts ambassador" and "Bond villain Halloween 2025 runner up" is crying because he... *checks notes... currently doesn't have enough to buy a fortune 500 company for CASH. ... Show more

Gotta say (without taking any sides, as I know too little of the tech to make any kind of meaningful argument there), @cassie impression of Les Grossman speaking to the kidnappers in Tropic Thunder is freaking impressive. Can't wait for her to get to the "You're gonna have to call the fu*king United Nations and get a... Show more

@rish waking up in a few hours...

Begone, you behemoth! I am Luca, and despite my cute-ish name, I am a force of nature! I am almost bigger than your gargantuan fingers and those dirty nails. Leave me alo... wait, is that a camera? Dude. I'm terribly behind on my Linkedin profile pic, do you mind taking a few? Much appreciated!

I just want to say, there's a surprisingly large amount of people that 1) were curling previously, or 2) are curling experts Like, a ridicilously high amount of them. At least on reddit. Go figure

Me and @shime before Thursday drinks: "ok, we both work tomorrow and have important meetings. We take it easy. 3 drinks max." Me and @shime coming home

If your video has those fucked up subtitles that only give ONE WORD AT A TIME, frantically changing the word to match the pace of the actual sentence being spoken, I'm immediately shutting it down. I won't play your game, and don't think I don't know what this is about. I am not watching it two times (once to follow t... Show more

Remix by @farcade flagged as harmful? Desktop, chrome, through Farcaster apps. Does it happen to anyone else?

Let me get this right? The company that managed to fuck up and give 70k IDs to scammers last year is now... asking for people to do the video selfies and/or IDs in order to continue using their service? You can't make this up. Kindly, fuck off, Discord. I've quit better services for less.

Excellent read. You're the product. Or the infrastructure. And you're still paying for it.

We're approaching ETH levels from... *checks notes... 2021. And I can't help but recall the famous "face melting altcoin season" quote.

Incredibly useful tip on how to be good at talking to people.

Also, whatever tf Jessica Alba is using, I want THAT. If 20 years from now, it is found out that she has a weird looking mirror in her attic, with a picture of some old looking woman, I'm just saying... absolutely nobody would be surprised.

To all the people that think 67 os annoying and kids these days are ruined, YOU are the ones that said, multiple times per day, at least one of these: - Fo shizzle - whasuuuuuuuup - that's what she said - I'm Rick James, bish - can you hear me now - talk to the hand - I know you are, but what am I Etc. So stop it. Le... Show more

Dad, what did you do as kids, since you had no phones and computers? Actually, I have a video of EXACTLY what we did

Sometimes, you gotta grab the life by its cojones and say "who needs savings and children college fund anyway"??

Me: pffft, BTC and ETH absolutely can not go lower. BTC and ETH:

Got one! gg @itbullet.eth that was fun af. Sorry for the suckouts 😅

Oh snap, did not expect this. Did not use Rainbow wallet for some time, but I guess those txes back in the day counted! Thank you, @rainbow @mikedemarais.eth

X offices in Paris get raided. Billionaire-breeding-fetishist, tech-bro-manchild and a midlife-crisis-wikipedia-entry-photo-winner calls it a "political attack". Gets quoted. Needs aloe vera for that burn.

Maybe not the best picture for this specific motivational quote, as... You know... Trams/funiculars going off their paths usually leads to a catastrophic accident.

So, $DEGEN needs to do... *checks notes... 78x or 7800% in order to reach ATH (of 6.4 cents per DEGEN). It's 98.7% down from ATH. For more depressing news about your favorite coins/tokens, "don't forget to hit that subscribe button and smash that bell".

So let me get this right? The reason I cannot get a good gaming laptop or a PC is bcs all of us, collectively, needed to see a better version of Will Smith eating spaghetti?

So, just to show the state of the Croatian version of craigslist. I have an older camera, that has a loose display connector inside of the camera. I said I'm gonna fix it, but that took 3 years. After 3 unsucessful attempts, I gave up and listed it for the price of one beer (roughly 3 EUR). I just got e-mailed the f... Show more

absolutely grueling heads up against @goldencryptoage in the BETR games. He won a 4 way all in pot early in the game, and was incredibly difficult to play in the final 40 hands (yup, 40 hands in heads up alone). Thankfully, I missclick here and there and accidentally take a 4 way all in myself. So sorry @1dolinski @ke... Show more

That time when @barmstrong bragged about recovering an account for Kevin Durant, who had a 9 year old ticket open, and is an investor in Coinbase, lives rent free in my head.

I simply LOVE this joke from the He-man trailer. Superb.

I may or may not have decided to pour myself a second glass (or third, but who's counting?)

Making spinach ricotta canneloni. It's a lot of prep work, but kids love it so it's worth it. Decided to have a glass of red while making it. Wife says "it's 11:00, dude". So I pulled out the old trusted "It's 17:00 SOMEWHERE". Hehe

My reaction when @shime says anything sensitive or emotional, then threatens to kick my ass if I say it to anyone

Cleaning out the garage with my dad, and found this Nostalgia overload to the max. Spent to much time typing on this

Fs in the chat for our homie. Stay strong, champ

I am conflicted. Maul is one of the most polarizing and tragic characters in Star Wars. And as soon as I saw the trailer I was pumped. But... The Maul story is wrapped. I am content with how it ended. Him vs Kenobi 2. youtu.be/oonACDq89BY?... youtu.be/jeG215-yu-k?...

It would be beyond hilarious if @rish and @manan rename it back to Warpcast. No pressure, of course. But it would be cool.

Huh, a lot of bots that followed me recently are into bird watching (and making the same grammar/typing mistakes). Are they from the (ex) bird app?

Still can't post on Bluesky from Firefly mobile. Connected accounts, but it does not work (it does not show the option to cast on Blsky). Funnily enough, desktop Firefly CAN cast on Bluesky. Anyone have a solve?

Testing out Firefly.social. I still don't plan on viewing X daily. It's (right now) a highly toxic platform and I don't need that in my life. But I would like to maintain presence there (or more correctly, have my casts on both platforms) while casting from one app.

30k coming my way. Fingers crossed @davejohnson122 delivers.

I'd like to change my answer (who acquires Farcaster) to @vitalik.eth, based on his latest cast.

I mean, it's hilarious

Let me introduce you to Sebastian, the quickest moving jumping spider this side of border. My wife found him on the window. He was not interested in having a photoshoot AT ALL. Kept changing directions and after a while, I released him onto the balcony to relax. Still managed to get some pics with my new macro lens (... Show more

Mjolnir should have not let Cap pick it up, considering Mjolnir knew Cap did not tell Iron man the truth about the death of Tony's parents. Team Iron man 4 life

Remember the ticker is $ticker

Nachos time with @shime

Thank you for the games @burr.eth and @guerrix.eth. Hell of a fight this was, fighting tooth and nail with @toadyhawk.eth and @tormential for half a blind in the last dozen hands. GGs

When cinephiles talk about examples of strong female characters in movies, the usual examples are always the classics. Ripley, Sarah, Clarice, Furiosa. But one important character is almost never mentioned. Yes. Catherine Trammel aka Sharon Stone. And yes, while my teenage self was fascinated with the character and ... Show more

Bring it

Wow. Opie cast as Kratos. Also voiced Thor in GOW Ragnarok. Can't wait.

Wait... I won a PLO game? while KOing 6 players?? Have the PLO gods finally forgiven me??

And also, not everything needs to be a Fi. Let things be things without needlessly trying to financialize them onchain.

Better Call Saul, Silicon Valley, Ted Lasso, The Boys

In line with my new "princess" moniker, I had to take a photo of this. Courtesy of my kids hand making all of it, and gifting it to me. @aqueous @nounishprof @burr.eth

I mean, I know it's a scam, but it's been a REALLY long time since someone called me a princess. I'm accepting this chat request and I don't even care what yall think about it.

Hiya there. My name is Peter. I may not be as cute as those snobby jumping spiders, but I am not to be squashed nevertheless. I help @ramsey by hunting (and eating, duh) those pesky fruit flies. He was kind enough to give me some water (on this gargantuan q-tip) because I seemed a bit tired. He kept trying to take a ... Show more

Working through my lightroom backlog. Gotta say, the AI denoise is a blessing. Especially for people on smaller format/sensor cameras, such as myself. Even with flash, noise at 1k was killing my photos. And the mask/subject/teeth thing is amazing. I'm starting to come around on this AI

Rewatching Silicon Valley. Jared pissed off moments are the highlight of the show. I'm DED. "I was state raised. You think I'm scared to catch a case over SOME BULLSHIT??"

My life would be better with a thon... I mean... a boat.

Thots and prayers...

I am not watching a person getting murdered in cold blood. Yes, this is absolutely horrible. Yes, there should be (and I am glad there is) video evidence. Yes, people should be aware this happened. But HELL NO, I will not watch snuff videos. F that. And get it tf out of my feed.

Hell yeah, the gmfarcaster poker is back on! I LOVE GMFARCASTER AND I SUBSCRIBE! Thank you @nounishprof and @adrienne and @burr.eth!

I'm not doing an airdrop, but if I was, there's no surprises on who would get it. My inner circle. @burr.eth (getting basically half of what I would be getting lol) @shime @je11yf15h @dflory3 and (*sighs) @aqueous and 525 more Preview yours on @sling-shot (I don't like these forced tags but well, here it is) ↓

So... I just got a pet on Fortnite, after playing 3-4 games with my kids a few days ago. and now my kids are absolutely furious at me bcs... They didn't get a pet. What tf do I do???

Just FYI, this comes from Croatia. It is the best "candy" EVER and the people from the Balkans swear on its magical lung-capacity-improvement capabilities. also, @chronist is reported and blocked bcs of this statement. Also #2, I'd be careful about any food Chronist does recommend.

Who do I tag for glitches on TBA? If I want to make a cast with just a photo, it asks for a ticker, and when I want to input letters for the ticker, the words experience a weird glitch, like it wants to predict a word. Just now, I wanted to write "yippee" and on the first P, the word ended up YIIIPPPEEEIP or sth. Ever... Show more

Happy New Years everyone! 2025 can SUCK IT!! Let's go 2026!

Hey there, @johnbankss is a scammer. I like to entertain DCs like this, just to see what the scam is. Be careful out there.

On Christmas, I've setup a new phone for my dad. I've set the phone PIN, the same as he said the old one was, on the old phone (and typed it in at least 10 times during the installation and copy paste files process). He has now called me to ask for it, and after I (cleared we were indeed talking about the phone PIN, n... Show more

Was worried this was gonna turn out bad, but it turned out GREAT!

Facts!

I've been trying to finish the third Knives our movie for the third day now. But... I'm just soooo not into it. It's weird af. I loved the first two. The third one? I just can't seem to get into it. I have to force myself. I hate that.

Mlinci are a "pasta" type of side dish, traditionally eaten in Croatia with turkey/duck on Christmas. Boiled in water for a short time, then finished in the oven with turkey/duck fat. And I don't stop eating it when I'm full. I stop eating it when I start to hate myself.

Oh, thank you TBA! That's very sweet of you. Please bring mute and block options next!

As a LOTR fan, I have to admit, this is exactly what was going through my head when I first saw the scene.

"bunch of 40 year old crypto dudes who are not content creators and have never gone viral on any platform ever, talking about what content is" Mfer (threadguy), I will sue you for libel. I know you're talking about ME. And it's only half funny and half true. I'm... older than that.

Yeah, strong pass on Dave and his new stuff. The housing development thing, the hypocrisy, the punching down comedy... I just can't with him anymore. His preaching is getting absurd, especially considering the mfer performed at the event whitewashing Saudi regime. I've said it numerous times. Him and Bill Burr were... Show more

Bender did it first!

That's a bold strategy Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for @marioti.base.eth

You're kidding me, right @farcade?

Ok, who tf bought this? Lmfao

So on Tuesday, I feel there's a pimple forming on my chin. Not noticeable yet, but, you can feel it. You're probably thinking: wait, ramsey is mid 40s, how does he have pimples? And the answer to that is: LIFE SUCKS. But I digress. And I know right there, it's not gonna be the small type, but a deep pimple, that takes... Show more

Doing some end of year overtime, about to leave work, can't find my wallet. Have a mini panic attack, ransack the entire office, no trace. Ask the cleaning services, they have not seen it. Check toilet, kitchen, balcony. Nothing. Look in the office again. Mfer

So after looking at it for the last year, I finally took some crypto out and bought myself a better macro lens. Does this mean I will, once it comes, make better macro photos that the one below? No. But I will try. And I will enjoy trying. And I am not enjoying crypto currently. Sure, crypto may rise aggresively tomo... Show more

Why would I take over your project lol? To be clear: I have no problem people giving up on a project bcs it it is not sustainable. All fair. But you made v1, started wrecking the lp, then got into a fight with donut DAO, then "explained" v2 to the DAO, made several casts about it with plenty of details before making... Show more

Got one!! Great game @6bazinga and @dandelion and others. Sorry for the suckout @guerrix.eth @burr.eth! See? Complaining works :)

Just found out if you go to a certain account and press search there, you search only their casts. This helps me tremendeously. Thx

And here I was, just about to say I cannot for the life of me see any casts on TBA, bcs the entire timeline is who bought which content coin. This is a terrible idea. Absolutely horrible turn.

2025 "alt season"

managed to grind my way to second place in this one. And it was a grind lol Great game, @kender7 and @nmeow.eth thx for the game Boss @burr.eth and @toadyhawk.eth and @netnose

Just FYI, Burry exited and sold his company (Scion Asset Management) a few days before the dumps actually began. Once again, he may have been early, but he was not wrong.

Though I didn't mind him as Aquaman, this is his natural fit. Lobo is live action, mfers! ...and no, I don't count that TV show BS.

"-"

Solid move there, Farcaster. Now the left handed people and the right handed people fight. The Zinger saga and the social app/wallet drama are long forgotten.

Dude. Someone in my DCs is gonna give me 100k. Like, for real.

In a world where everyone succumbs to the norms, be Party Cannon. Horns up, Party Cannon! Horns up!