everything i’ve learned about bezos wedding i’ve learned against my will

building /seedclub | my work here is sensual, disorienting, and periodically fact checked https://paragraph.com/@seedclubhq

did you see the carpet? that was my breaking point.

true as hell. also, why would a hundred something billionaire get married? seems like a precarious contract. it hasn’t been explained to me

Ngl you really have to live under a wifi-less rock to avoid it all.

Same with with Elon, I’ve blocked him on multiple platforms but still hear about him all the time against my will

It’s like they’re media viruses, can’t escape them