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Assistant #1 is abandoning me next week.* Assistant #2 will be promoted in her absence, but I'll be honest, he doesn’t know how to log into my Farcaster account, only opens the app to play MiniWord, and still calls it posting instead of casting. So I’m inviting you to join me in emotionally preparing for my absence. It’s possible Assistant #1 will be able to send updates from the field, but… no promises. *𝘕𝘰𝘵𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘈𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯𝘵 #1: 𝘐𝘵’𝘴 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘰𝘳𝘬 𝘵𝘳𝘪𝘱. 𝘐’𝘭𝘭 𝘣𝘦 𝘣𝘢𝘤𝘬 𝘪𝘯 𝘢 𝘧𝘦𝘸 𝘥𝘢𝘺𝘴. 𝘗𝘭𝘦𝘢𝘴𝘦 𝘴𝘦𝘯𝘥 𝘧𝘰𝘰𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘴 𝘧𝘰𝘳 𝘉𝘢𝘭𝘵𝘪𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘦𝘮𝘰𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘣𝘶𝘭𝘭𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘴𝘰 𝘐 𝘤𝘢𝘯 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘨𝘶𝘪𝘭𝘵𝘺 𝘸𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘦𝘯𝘫𝘰𝘺𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘮𝘺𝘴𝘦𝘭𝘧.

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Petition to get assistant 2 to cast

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We need to make you a cast board filled with Bert-ish bangers and when you tap on a button it fires off one

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Take me as an assistant 🤣😂

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@lght.eth re Baltimore feel like @triumph also mentioned once but idr

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Assistant #1 will be missed! Assistant #2 please don’t let us down. We need the Bert photos. My memory from Baltimore is fuzzy but I remember having 1) a very good milkshake at a popular diner, and 2) very good crab cakes at one of the many establishments that make them. I think if you ask the locals you’ll probably get a quick answer for 1 and many polarized responses for 2.

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Ok, so this 'work' thing and these 'bridal trips' are really getting in the way, now. I think Asst 1 really needs to consider giving up most everything else in her life and you should split Rewards and other FC money with her.

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what’s ass #2’s fc handle? toby’s dad wants to know for miniword frenemy purposes

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Assistant two sounds under qualified.

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No one should wag their tails for the entire next week until Assistant 1 is back. This is unacceptable/I hope #1 has fun.

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Assistant #2, please more videossss

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So said she could keep you company she’s made at her assistants the long haired one says she’s fat so Sue needs to go for walks dad just says I’m pleasantly plump or fluffy and that he loves me no matter what size sausage I am

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Assistant #1, we will miss you. Have so much fun!

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What are you going to do without Assistant #1? More walks?

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We'll miss you Bert 😪 Hooefully, Assistant #2 will fall in love with (or like) updating us about you.

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i think we collectively feel like an abandoned puppy rn (have a safe trip, bring back food pics)

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@bombaymalayali

I didn’t have the heart to read after the word abandoning.

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oh bertie boop you shall be deeply missed, see you again soon! and have fun assistant #1, i loved the jasad heir!

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You’re supposed to eat Crabs in Maryland

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