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https://x.com/tesla/status/1936880574917906625?s=46&t=q6J-tvkJ9w7rs1xjXKuLSw

No such thing as tipping with robotaxis

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-is-getting-rid-of-his-tesla-after-musk-broke-his-heart/
😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

my buddy got the new model 3…
smooth ride🤙🏻

no FSD test ride yet😛

In a move that has the potential to completely change the landscape of the electric vehicle market, the European Union is said to be considering a waiver of heavy tariffs on Chinese-made EVs in exchange for agreed minimum prices. If this happens, it will signal to the industry that Chinese makers like BYD, Geely, and SAIC can penetrate the European market on scale and this is a threat of epic proportions to Tesla.

what’s your favorite color?

i’m not gonna lie, i’ve started liking red lately 😅

Your odometer reading is meaningless

https://www.reuters.com/business/autos-transportation/tesla-speeds-up-odometers-avoid-warranty-repairs-us-lawsuit-claims-2025-04-17/

Tesla was about to get hit by the head and shoulders pattern before the tariff "pause" today. Hmm...

Fuuuuk honestly yeah red is actually ugly af too

https://www.businessinsider.com/tesla-fire-rome-dealer-damage-firefighters-elon-musk-2025-3

the top(?) japanese EV spotted on the road 🙄 

LEXUS Pure 
(*TESLA Dual Motor)

politics

Elon's financial shenanigans at the service of his ego is actually impressive.

1. Steal 10,000s of AI chops from Tesla
2. Build a data center for xAI using the chips (no paying customers)
3. Gift 25% of that data center to X
4. Sell X stock to friends along with other undisclosed gifts
5. Now X is valued back at $44b dollars
6. "Look at me, I don't run the business like an idiot, the valuation is the same"

Meanwhile, his biggest simps, the Tesla meme investors: 🫠

How do Tesla investors feel about the chips stolen from Tesla to increase Elon's private companies' valuations?

How do Tesla investors feel about the chips stolen from Tesla to increase Elon's private companies' valuations?

https://warpcast.com/chainleft/0x5e373e00

NGMI

https://electrek.co/2025/03/16/tesla-autopilot-drives-into-wall-camera-vs-lidar-test/

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue

By Mexican sculptor Chavis Mármol