Maretus
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@maretus
Dude from Florida and founder of /insider-trading.
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Trump talks about how he travels with a team of doctors and if someone in the audience gets sick, his doctors will ignore them as “collateral damage”. Really feels like a confession about the Butler “assassination attempt.” - Cory Comperator was collateral damage.
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@Acyn
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Trump: I travel with doctors. If people get sick in the audience, they leave them alone. You know what they call them? Collateral damage. If that person right over there, he looks like shit actually. He looks like he's ready to have a heart attack. If he did, my doctors would https://t.co/HsuzcK0uQz
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Funniest mistranslation literally ever.
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האמת שאתם צריכים לדעת על זליכה >> https://t.co/ZE2mVBuzvi
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Turns out that Russian oil is probably Iranian. 😂
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The kids are not alright.
Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It’s Growing Resistant to Medicine
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Sexually Transmitted Diarrhea Is Exploding in The US. And It’s Growing Resistant to Medicine
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Some decrepit 90 year old man just fucked up my car. Out driving around when they have no fucking business being on the road. Old people fucking suck.
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The best part of having a beard is when it catches food or sauce that missed your mouth and would have otherwise hit your shirt.
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He asked Grok if kidnapping Maduro was a good idea…truly idiocracy.
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BREAKING: Trump asked for Grok's opinion before invading Venezuela and capturing Nicolás Maduro, spending hours asking Musk's AI chatbot how Venezuelans would respond to the capture of their president, weeks before ordering the mission that took Maduro, a US official tells TIME.
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I’ll take things that most definitely didn’t happen under any circumstance for 500, Alex.
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So fucking fake.
I’ll take things that most definitely didn’t happen under any circumstance for 500, Alex.
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🚨 CNN just accidentally debunked an Israeli false flag operation!! 🤣🫠 “Some of the numbers we are seeing reported don’t make any sense because if you are descending that rapidly, the aircraft would’ve disintegrated completely”. https://t.co/TtguakfG6o
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I’ll take things that most definitely didn’t happen under any circumstance for 500, Alex.
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I think the datacenters might be driving up electricity costs. 🤷🏻‍♂️
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Pretty much.
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How many American oligarchs would be executed if we actually handled corruption the same way China does?
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Former Chairman of Chinese automaker BAIC Group sentenced to death for bribery and money laundering, with a 2-year reprieve. https://t.co/VFg33QyREA
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It’s a full rainbow!
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These 2 girls were at each others throats a few months ago. Cuddles > Fights.
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