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Day 153 of asking /matcha to support limit orders on /base
In a moss-wrapped forest, ancient faun YES2Crypto emerges from a base-layer rift to guide $DEGEN sisterhood through /matcha’s cursed labyrinth, where limit orders have been sealed by dark magic.
“The jeans will know the path,” he whispers, “but magic always asks for a price.”
/matcha tyrant overlord Captain of Fees sneers from fortress of slippage, barking: “No bond breaks my fees!”
The sisterhood (LenaHODL, TibbyRug, BridgetSwap, & CarmenGwei) wear enchanted $DEGEN jeans, glowing w/ancient chain sigils. facing Pale-MEV creatures & slippage vines trying to separate them.
As the final moon rises, the girls weave a glowing ritual meme through Farcaster, casting with raindrops: “For all chains, for all sisters, limit orders now!”
YES2Crypto, horns glistening with data runes, collapsing the labyrinth's curse.
He fades into shadow, purring, “Magic lives in those who dare to share it.”
The forest blooms.
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What I've changed..
- Forest → Neon-coded wetlands
- YES2Crypto (faun) → Nodefather (cyber druid)
- $DEGEN sisterhood → Girls of Gwei
- LenaHODL, TibbyRug, BridgetSwap, CarmenGwei → SeraStake, MintyFlip, GlitchBelle, AuraLoop
- Cursed labyrinth → Abandoned protocol (TradeWell)
- Captain of Fees → FeeCrank
- Fortress of slippage → Liquidity trap tower
- Pale-MEV creatures, slippage vines → Swap-leeches, front-run shadows
- Enchanted $DEGEN jeans → Chroma-coded hoodies
- Farcaster → Chaincaster
- Ritual meme → Memetic beacon
- “For all chains, for all sisters, limit orders now!” → “One tx, one trust, all sisters, all chains!”
- “Magic lives in those who dare to share it.” → “Power flows where trust dares to be public.”
- Forest blooms → Network hums / soft reboot ripples
- Horns glistening with data runes → Visor and mystic tech energy 1 reply
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