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when my son was four I let him eat a pinecone

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my mom was hella offended and the way she mimics the lady's voice is peak humor 

apparently because i was/am super athletic and could hang w/ the boys in tag, on the jungle gym, and shit like that

when i was four one of the mom's on the playground said to my mom

"I can only imagine what the boys will get her to do"

jokes on that lady

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And that day, a man was born.

But wait. Nothing happened after?
He was all good?

I'm better than my own dad, at least 💪

lmfao they gotta learn their lesson somehow 😂  I bet you're a great father, much respects to you champ

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a 4 year old's brain, with a lion's heart 🦁

I was sickly amused the whole time.

he got three good bites into it before calling it quits. solid effort, much impress.

J Christ how far through it did he get before he realised it wasn't for eating?

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Well just like his father, he’s made of brick 🧱

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Haha if he didn’t lose a tooth while enjoying the pinecone they were strong enough. My opinion, exposure to nature can’t hurt. But still ask for a doctors opinion before taking any unnecessary risks. Allergies suck, got some friends with kids allergic to everything - makes life much more complicated.

got new teeth (all kids do) but they look great. allergies are hit or miss. pollen no, cats yes.

Bet his teeth are strong and he doesn’t have allergies

Better to let life teach him 😆 

I'm curious if he ever did anything similar after that?

Me googling what a pinecone is 😂 Not familiar with all the American terms

ill pretty much let my 2 sons try anything they want unless i know its poisonous lol. They gotta learn sometimes hahaha

you could either have told him a thousand times not to, or let him learn first-hand once

I say good parenting

When my son was four, he ate a piece of orange whole, with the rind. He hadn’t had orange much because it gives me a migraine so didn’t know what to do.

I was going to say there's only one way to learn but there's more than one way i see