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irritating skeptic, behavioral scientist, rugged individualist | find me on quorum: QmaEid69anVnNMGMD91sjYJDCLvcRwMTE2XehkgbAGvTJs
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they made the friggin’ frogs gay (and I couldn’t be happier). Irony maxxxing.
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omg omg omg omg omg plzzzzzzz
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Okay. Fingernail content is no beuno. Got it. How ‘bout this: when you make a PB&J, what do you use first? The peanut butter or the jelly?
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hey guys what do you do with your fingernail clippings? flush 'em? save 'em? zany crafts? a crunchy snack?
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hey guys what do you do with your fingernail clippings? flush 'em? save 'em? zany crafts? a crunchy snack?
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omg omg omg omg omg plzzzzzzz
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was just a wild pivot. from feminine mastery and witch choir to this… amusingly dick filled situation. great contrast, boring propaganda. anyway: gm farcaster, what’s good?
can also confirm that, yes, the men’s urinals had screens shilling CBP. imagine the scene: twenty men in a row, face forward, dicks out, each staring vacantly at a tiny television. the television explains the reward for being an uneducated bootlicker: sixty thousand dollareedoos and the chance to hunt brown humans.
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can also confirm that, yes, the men’s urinals had screens shilling CBP. imagine the scene: twenty men in a row, face forward, dicks out, each staring vacantly at a tiny television. the television explains the reward for being an uneducated bootlicker: sixty thousand dollareedoos and the chance to hunt brown humans. ...
great show. everybody screamed.
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great show. everybody screamed.
florence in washington in the spring? yes, please.
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florence in washington in the spring? yes, please.
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mfw i'm down to 5 failing tests from 800 after another coding marathon
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amazing digital circus is my new favorite thing and all I want is a caine stuffy to go with my bill stuffy
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psa: the hypersnap retro rewards/ airdrop thingie is gonna be way, way off because it includes an eigentrust assumption of 0.5. eventually, that placeholder will be a computed value for each FID, based on your social graph and individual behavior. but for now, it's just a flat rate for all users. take the output with salt.
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the first of the vulture capital messages have appeared. i'm going to help you out. 1. we don't negotiate with terrorists. 2. it's proof of work, there's no allocation for you. 3. your influence is a cancer to this industry. in a world filled with "polite decline"s, kindly, fuck off.
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so good, monty made me pee a little
Its time for Farcaster to shed it's past and move to its golden age as a global social network. No more Dan larping as a Cypherpunk just to take all his ex Coinbase buddies to the next corposlop project just to climb the SF social ladder. No more rish with his builder mode bullshit that sells poor kids montly SaaS
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forgot, but need four paragraphs of revelatory word salad to be sure 🌿
remember @skycastle?
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hey @rolodex, my profile is kinda busted. I can't log out (processes, then just refreshes), profile details are out-of-date (circa 2024), and I can't endorse anyone or accept connections (errors each time).
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