she really sparkled

gm farcaster. pooped in a public stall so feeling very accomplished today 💪

less cryptic: why the fuck are sandwiches twenty dollars

the right thing, at the right time, for the right reason. to the brave: syzygy before apotheosis.

lost another saint today. dolly was one of our best.

asmr for psychos

don’t know who needs to hear this but, fellas, if your big toe nail is so long it curves to fit inside your shoe, cut it off. just cut that shit off. like, yesterday. sincerely, the other guy in the sauna

“pseudodemocratic fiscal basket case of a nation whose only apparent foreign policy objective has become domination for the gratification of its president’s slapdash vanity”

but papa i don't want to mow the lawn 🥹

by gum, rebooting the hypersnap node ackshully fixed it 🤓

in the spirit of new beginnings, we should make room for proxy

happy back to school day to those who celebrate

i go out of my way to avoid the spider in the corner