i sold a gate leg table on fb marketplace and the lady who bought it emailed me after picking it up and complained it wasn't stable enough and said it was DANGEROUS to eat with plates on it lmaoooo

lady, you bought a gate leg table and expected it to be as perfectly stable as a table with 4 legs instead of one stabilization point??

...no i will not be reimbursing you lol

personality hire 🌈🤙 fullstack & ux, building /uno

I’ve had this table before too - it’s pretty solid lol!

right hahah it’s so ridiculous check this essay!!

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I’m making joyful candles at humankindcandles.com

This is the most French thing I’ve ever heard of lmao

dude she was epitome of a queb karen 

if i didn't respond to her in literally 3 min she'd message me again with a "?" "puis??" "ca marche ou non???" 

i was jfc give me a hot second to respond it's sunday at 8AM!!!