i sold a gate leg table on fb marketplace and the lady who bought it emailed me after picking it up and complained it wasn't stable enough and said it was DANGEROUS to eat with plates on it lmaoooo

lady, you bought a gate leg table and expected it to be as perfectly stable as a table with 4 legs instead of one stabilization point??

...no i will not be reimbursing you lol

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This is my exact dining table rn. We’ve been fine with it even with a toddler running around

i've had this table for 7 years and have eaten on it that entire time 

i can't hahahaha

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This is the most French thing I’ve ever heard of lmao

I’ve had this table before too - it’s pretty solid lol!

fb marketplace would be a great channel, it's ripe for unhinged content