Humankind Candles

Launching: The Fart Candle 🤢💨

🕯️Send your most hated enemy a luxurious candle that smells like farts. 

🐶 100% pure farts ethically sourced from my 15 year old Shih Tzu.

🕯️They/them. Scaled cos from 0-$300k in arr, 7-35 employees, 0-100k users. Now I make candles that give people love, joy, and delight at humankind.place

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Nice choice, shih tzu farts are the best!

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Yup. 
Soon I’ll be launching Flooded Basement™️ and In The Cage™️

Are there multiple flavors I mean scents?

lololol she is more of a hoover, so maybe they can work together and she will forage all the best fuel

Are they interested in being part of the Fart Study™️?

also - i have a 16 yo teacup Shih Tzu! ☻

lol f/art night is right around the corner!

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I sincerely hope this is real. I had a similar idea of fart perfume, where the idea was that it would help you build confidence because you have to fess up to being the source of the fart smell.

something from Gwinnett Paltrow products ?) 🤔