Farcaster Union

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Kicking Ass on Farcaster: The TOTO Way 🚽 🧵

I’ve laughed at the cock meta. We all have. But it’s time to flush that away and focus on what really matters: kicking ass on Farcaster.

Farcaster is like a high-tech Japanese toilet—it’s sleek, sophisticated, and designed to free us from the toxic wasteland that is Web 2 social. The team is literally trying to put money in your pocket through Warpcast Rewards and project Airdrops. But if your content stinks, you’re getting left behind.

Embrace the way of the TOTO 🚽

Don’t talk shit: Be constructive, not an asshole
Don’t follow shit: Curate your feed—your timeline is your responsibility
Make your own shit: Original content wins
Change your shit if it’s not working: Adapt, experiment
Don’t reply with shit: Low-effort comments fail 
Don’t know shit? Read the instructions: Farcaster has a culture—learn it
Clean up your shit: Your profile is your resume. Keep it spotless
Don’t post shit: Quality > Quantity

Farcaster might look like other social media. It’s not. Don’t be afraid to read the instructions. 

Maybe you don’t know shit.

Pi-chi.eth Artist /animeoutcasts
Hosting: /sakura /kyoto /anime-manga /farcasterunion

https://portrait.so/pichi

You have no idea how much this means to me. 🥹

Story teller 🎩
Starving artist 🖼️ 
Benji’s Pal 🐶 
Golfer 🏌️‍♀️ (she/her) 🇰🇷🇨🇦
Stop to smell the flowers 🌺

Hahaha I don’t want to be near the “poo breathing technique” 🤣

Alaska Grown. Mother of 6 wonderful, crazy-cool kids! Living in Colorado thus far. /parksrec /dv /degen

Costco even sells Toto Washlets now. I also have a Brondell with all the bells and whistles that I adore.

All seriousness, shopping for a new toilet this week for my downstairs. Literal downstairs….🤓