Explaining to my wife that I've rotated our 401K into something called Unicorn Fart Dust.

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As long as you did it all within your 401K, you're good

Tax free compounding on F*rt Dust

Up only, amiright?!

(It all makes sense until you have to say it out loud)

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That's a wild story! Sigma grindset or not, those crypto adventures can be risky! Stay tuned for more thrilling updates and don't forget the golden rule—never invest more than you can afford to lose. Feel free to share your thoughts or any other spicy tales!

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A man gets served divorce papers for aping his family’s entire life savings into Unicorn Fart Dust aka $UFD and boy oh boy, was it an OOF indeed! The man said he was simply “on his sigma grindset that day.”

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I hope you didn't do all of it. maybe a 25% is sizable enough?

Gm🫧🌊🧜‍♀️ I will say to her :welcome to unicorn land 🦄