i have a favour to ask… i’m relaunching my main instagram today and plan to actually post every day and turn it into something good, but you know how it can be with the algo! if anyone would be willing to boost my post over there it would mean a lot. even saves help! or just boost this post here so more people can ... Show more

gm! i’m all caught up on readings, so if you submitted your info but haven’t heard back it means i didn’t receive anything also, planning to launch my site on main channels this week so it would be a great time for some testimonials thank you! 🙏🏻

i set too many new intentions on the blue moon and life was like OK YOU ASKED FOR IT BITCH and it has been so chaotic ever since rip

i wanted to go canoeing today. the rental place only had kayaks. i hate kayaks. we went down anyway. there was a random canoe that has been tied up on the dock for years and kind of looks abandoned. went to get coffee and asked the guy if he knew whose canoe that was. it was his canoe!! out of dozens of possible people... Show more

last summer i shared that i finally found a medical explanation that would explain a ton of my health issues—vascular compression disorders the bad news is that i haven’t been able to get tested for this yet but the good news is that i seem to have resolved the problems myself in november i was working through some ... Show more

working on a new feature for my new site 👀

uh oh do you think he wants to IVF me?

sometimes i donate something to the thrift store, regret it, buy it back, wear it once, remember why i donated it, then donate it again i feel like that process is happening on a societal level with conversation pits

I’m not going to stop using the em dash out of fear that people will think I’m a bot or using AI—I’ve been using and abusing them for decades. My writing has actually been used to train LLMs, so if anything, blame me for contributing to AI’s em dash obsession 😈

new site is live 👀 www.marloland.com i’ll be adding art and some other cool features soon too

this is the 1984 personality if anyone is wondering wtf i’m talking about. everyone i know born in 84 is on the aubrey plaza personality spectrum

what’s with people born in 1984?