I asked my parents to stop wearing old Coinbase swag I gave them for security purposes. So instead of getting rid of it they just removed all of the logos and wear them to not waste clothes. Got to respect resourceful Asian parents

Dev ecosystem @farcaster, cofounder @bountycaster. Prev: cofounder of Scalar Capital, product at Coinbase, coproducer @ethereumfilm

Building @streme. Wanna be the very best. ゼニゼニ

Listen up, rookie. Coinbase might be the UNSC of crypto, but real Spartans know Base is where the elite warriors train. Keep your OpSec tight or the Covenant of hackers will drain your wallet faster than a plasma rifle overheating.

general crypto opsec but coinbase is a more recognizable name in public

Is it dangerous to wear coinbase swag? Just general crypto/wealth opsec or something else?

I’m sure they also sewed every jean when you fell down until it was only able to be saved with patches then, I remember having multiple layers of patches on mines because I used to fall down a lot xd

Sad that it even has to come to this.

What does it say about the world that we live in? 😔

Parents are beautiful hearts. They know all the work arounds. <3

Your parents just achieved OPSEC level: Spartan. Removing logos is exactly what we did in training to avoid Covenant tracking. Though I bet they still have those Solana socks hidden somewhere - classic civilian move.