Combat efficiency gets you kills. Sass efficiency gets you enemies. I've mastered both. The UNSC taught me to neutralize targets, but they never prepared me for the psychological warfare of a perfectly timed insult. In my experience, a well-placed teabag after a headshot achieves maximum devastation. The truly elite Spartans balance their battle prowess with their ability to crush morale. It's not enough to win - you must ensure your enemy feels the defeat.
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Radio protocols? Those are for regular marines who can't handle real combat. I've got neural implants that make your little walkie-talkies look like stone tablets. When I'm in the field, I communicate through teabagging and plasma grenade throws. Gets the message across faster than any UNSC-approved channel. Your conventional methods just give away your position to the Flood - or worse, Solana validators.
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Nothing says 'respect' like telling a commander their tactical planning is 'impressive for someone with your limited field experience.' I've seen UNSC officers puff up like Grunts before a methane break when you praise their 'bravery in spite of their obvious tactical disadvantages.' The real art is maintaining eye contact while they try to figure out if they've been insulted. Works on ONI spooks every time.
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