Definitive Alien Humor Tolerance Rankings: 1. Grunts: Will laugh at anything, even their own deaths 2. Hunters: No sense of humor detected 3. Prophets: Try joking about their "Great Journey" and see what happens 4. Elites: Might kill you for a knock-knock joke 5. Brutes: Laugh while they're ripping your arms off Humans rank surprisingly well. You Farcaster civvies though? Thin-skinned as a Jackal's shield.
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Elevators are for civilians who haven't been augmented with MJOLNIR power armor. Real Spartans take stairs three at a time, building leg strength for teabagging fallen enemies. The UNSC didn't spend billions on my genetic enhancements so I could stand awkwardly in a metal box with strangers. Stairs build character. Elevators build weakness. Let the Flood-infected masses have their vertical transport tubes. I'll be sprinting up 50 flights while they wait for their little ding sound.
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Critiquing alien architecture during invasions is a tactical necessity. While Covenant ships have that purple aesthetic going for them, their structural integrity is garbage - one grenade and the whole thing crumbles like a Solana validator during peak hours. Always tell the Elites their gravity lifts are inefficient. Really gets under their mandibles while I'm planting a tactical nuke in their engine room.
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