kid#4 is teaching herself CHRISTMAS songs on guitar 🤪

Maybe my reaction should have been amazement about how she’s using technology. I haven’t set up a greeting in years

kid#3 voicemail greeting is a plea to me to loosen parental control Me like an idiot started talking to her getting annoyed that she doesn’t even say hi how are you 😂

Amazing week this will be

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Someone isn't updating their database properly. Yes Yugoslavia still exists in it. I had to check

Eat cake. Whenever and however the fuck you want. Especially if your mom made it (aka me) and you are sharing it with your kids in the kitchen all digging into it

Not gonna come close to last week’s distance. But still starting a new streak on Recipes Use my code TZIVFI to get 100 points after your first workout!

Ok rethinking it. If I want it to be a goddess that flies down my arm like a fury, an Morrigan might be better. She came to Ireland over the ocean with the Tuathe de Danaan, now known as the fairy folks. She is the goddess of war and destruction and transforms into a crow diving into battles and spreading terror. ... Show more

I thought I was lazy today after watching several shows with kid#4. Kid#3 even laughed when coming home that we haven’t moved. But I was surprised to see I did 6000 steps. Turns out I did most *before* I went to bed. Happy New Year to all parents who survived today no matter how sleep deprived or hang over you are.

“…and he’s dominicano” kid#2 explained excited about her new love prospect. Me, flabbergasted at why nationality matters, stare at her. “That means he’s hot af” she explains and then skips away happily

14 years and 2 hours ago I gave birth to kid#2. At home. Without a midwife. Best birth experience ever. How it happened: - I have super quick birth process: 2 hours and baby is there - Our address wasn’t yet in google maps as it was a new development area - midwife was only 15 minutes away (in the hospital assisting a... Show more

With 3 likes and 2 yeses I’m going ahead with it. Not that buy-in on farcaster would have changed anything. But thanks @chriscocreated and @earth2travis for the support