“can you send me that one-pager?”

yeah, but it’s a little longer than one page. 

“that’s fine. i can shorten it.”

ok, but it’s nine pages.

“NINE PAGES?! can we get that closer to one or two?”

ok, i lied. it’s 19 pages.

*blank stare* 

/workingwithbasil

ecosystem things // building idle rpg /animarising

I feel you could've rounded it up to 20 😈

Anyone who follows you knows short form is not your thing...
420 $tipn

How the hell is that "a little longer" 💀

Just curious what's the most amount of pages you have written

You bring it to the ex-lawyer,
"Only 19? Short essay."