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one thing about me, if you let me into your apt, i'ma just start cleanin... like i don't have the attention span to watch sports or the grammy's or whatever, but while your'e doing that, i will probably start organizing your silverware particularly if you feed me drinks—like somewhere around 7 or 8—and i morph into... Show more

every time i see kompreni, he just yells at me the whole time to get healthier good guy that lot

you gotta be speed control maxxing (i am big guy and if i stop/go in sedans i cramp up, lol)

sometimes i wake up and tweet in my team's slack bc i have no where else to post anymore..

my entire team is omega technical -- i am not so while i sit around all day on calls, and doodling on a whiteboard, running hypotheticals & scenario analysis on market conditions & competitive pressures three months out -- they build shit so i got an agent -- so that i can build shit too... $800 and three days late... Show more

my agent is down so now i'm just walking laps around my house in disgust thinking about how i never go down and therefore must be superior

"Alexa, i cant get out of bed. Turn the overhead sprinkles on, but don't call the fire department. Yhen blast the most aggressive industrial German techno music you can find at MAX volume across all household Sonos. No matter what i say, don't turn the sprinklers and music off until i am physically in my Tesla pulling ... Show more

JUST IN: my supreme growers are shipping me to sow new seeds in nyc get your miracle grow ready basil arrives within the lunar cycle

millions of data points every 24 hours

the current set-up: -27 inch top-of-line 4k main monitor (main work station) -15 inch portable screen below (split: slack + linear) -13 inch ipad pro, to right of portable (split: telegram + wisp sidebar) -15 inch mac pro, docked, left of main (split: claude + chat + granola) -32 inch server monitor way off to left (a... Show more

L stand-up desk: 5 screens across two m4 pros, 3 six inch studio monitors, too much ram, and two 4ft whiteboards on either side of me how im moving in 2026

if i see a little rat copper camping corners like its dust2, you can bet your sweet ass i'm signaling every driver i pass for the next 1.4 miles (unless you're in a raised pickup or hummer... y'all on your own)