one thing about me is if you defect even once it's OVER

this is actually true, I have held decades long one sided grudges against various restaurants and small businesses

I work at the posts office

terminally.online

You should see my wife’s face drop when she realizes it’s the last time the staff at the only steakhouse within eleven miles of the house will ever be rude to us

i would simply not defect in the first place

A branch of McDonald's gave me a dose of food poisoning in 1993.

I haven't set foot in any other ever since.

Not the most popular decision with my kids as they grew up!