don't mind me, just trying to parse the inscrutable

if you don’t hear from me in 30 minutes, the craigslist guy whose bass i’m supposed to be buying definitely murdered me

do a good deed and send flowers to my opps today

it’s iced americano x amaro montenegro o’clock; i need a name for this combo. any thoughts?

damn so busy winning i forgot to eat any solid food

"it seems dumb but it’s super smart.” /fwb

special friday shout out to @kimmy and @skillet who are absolutely cooking on the Mesh iOS app that we're relaunching at @fwb FEST

Scene Infrastructure Company is a software business. We're building better instruments for socialization.

how do i put a 'smoking section' into the @sceneinfra offices

learning that people are tipping each other
then one slides into DMs with the “thank you”
then the flirting starts slowly at first
then they turn the dial uppp

lfg

no one ever slid into my DMs but im happy for you all

first woman to thank me for a tip is getting wifed up

still thinking about this couple i saw on the subway an hour ago that were both taller than the subway car itself

happy new nuvolascura day to all who celebrate

happy new nuvolascura day to all who celebrate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ciygTUYJjSI

man’s quest to make inordinate sums of money online and then never touch a computer again

talking crazy during morning calls because i just finished working out 10 minutes before getting on the google meet

my telegram for fun articles memes and more https://t.me/+aErrBwnrlRc3NzMx

officially hot enough in nyc for me wear shorts in the city

they said you can't lift weights to Cocteau Twins but i proved them wrong this morning

Ok, Jose

@okjose