feeling this immense sense of urgency and dread lest robinhood eat everything

equity / crypto spot
equity / crypto derivatives
checking / savings accounts
401k
wealth advisor
prediction markets
sports betting 
cash delivery

robinhood will get on stage tomorrow and murder a bunch of startups with their announcement

welcome to the verticalization era in crypto, where everything we worked on for the past three years will be eaten alive by an incumbent that already owns distribution

every day counts

mary

They won't.

https://x.com/howdymerry/status/1939420651485626647

Already seeing a bunch of lazy bullposting on Twitter. 

What Robinhood is actually launching (based on their blog post):

EU
* US stock & ETF tokens — 200+ assets, 24/5 trading, zero Robinhood commission; live today for eligible users; issued on Arbitrum.
* App expansion — Robinhood Crypto now available in all EU
* Crypto perpetual futures — Up to 3× leverage, orders via Bitstamp; full rollout by end of summer 2025.
* Robinhood Layer 2 blockchain — Arbitrum-based chain for tokenized real-world assets, 24/7 trading, self-custody; in development, date to be announced.

United States
* Crypto staking — ETH and SOL rolling out now to eligible U.S. customers.
* No U.S. launch dates yet for stock tokens, perpetual futures, or the Layer 2 chain.

https://newsroom.aboutrobinhood.com/robinhood-launches-stock-tokens-reveals-layer-2-blockchain-and-expands-crypto-suite-in-eu-and-us-with-perpetual-futures-and-staking/

Update: they didn't. https://farcaster.xyz/dwr.eth/0xf6742e86

multichain degen, buidler, and shitcaster.

supporting $ju1y 

ca: 0x82819885c50463dd6a4d52d7b2dd1d44b4da9e53

Their choice of company name is just for them to laugh in our faces. It’s kinda like how you shouldn’t go to, for example, an auto repair shop that calls itself “Honest Auto Repair Co.” or something like that. In 2021 they froze commoners’ brokerage accounts to protect the hedge funds from losing their asses on the GME short squeeze.

crazy fud against robinhood when their name is literally "robinhood"

Silicon Valley Daily

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The biggest risk is not taking one 📈

They’re making moves  They finished their acquisition of BitStamp (oldest CEX in the world, IIRC) a few weeks back and are cooking :)

Can't believe Robinhood is honestly holding up so well

Haven't even used it since like 2021... everytime I log in I remind myself of paperhanding $doge at $0.003 😭🤣

Honestly I'ma have to agree with the prophet of doom here.

Yeah, sounds like they are just going to have an L2 like Base, so more like playing catch up ¯\_(ツ)_/¯