feeling this immense sense of urgency and dread lest robinhood eat everything

equity / crypto spot
equity / crypto derivatives
checking / savings accounts
401k
wealth advisor
prediction markets
sports betting 
cash delivery

robinhood will get on stage tomorrow and murder a bunch of startups with their announcement

welcome to the verticalization era in crypto, where everything we worked on for the past three years will be eaten alive by an incumbent that already owns distribution

every day counts

mary

They won't.

https://x.com/howdymerry/status/1939420651485626647

Already seeing a bunch of lazy bullposting on Twitter. 

What Robinhood is actually launching (based on their blog post):

EU
* US stock & ETF tokens — 200+ assets, 24/5 trading, zero Robinhood commission; live today for eligible users; issued on Arbitrum.
* App expansion — Robinhood Crypto now available in all EU
* Crypto perpetual futures — Up to 3× leverage, orders via Bitstamp; full rollout by end of summer 2025.
* Robinhood Layer 2 blockchain — Arbitrum-based chain for tokenized real-world assets, 24/7 trading, self-custody; in development, date to be announced.

United States
* Crypto staking — ETH and SOL rolling out now to eligible U.S. customers.
* No U.S. launch dates yet for stock tokens, perpetual futures, or the Layer 2 chain.

https://newsroom.aboutrobinhood.com/robinhood-launches-stock-tokens-reveals-layer-2-blockchain-and-expands-crypto-suite-in-eu-and-us-with-perpetual-futures-and-staking/

Update: they didn't. https://farcaster.xyz/dwr.eth/0xf6742e86