sentences i never, ever expected to say:

raccoons destroyed the zipper on my toiletry kit and ate all of my multi-vitamins 

lmaoooooooo

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maybe they were feeling nutrient deficient...

Condoms 😭😭😭 sounds unreal 😂🤣

yeah they also scattered condoms all over the campsite lmaooooo (this was mostly funny because there was a family with young children camped right beside us ahahahahaha)

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Had one break into my house when I lived in Toronto,  and ate my ape pie. I will never forgive that racoon. 
People that live in Toronto know what I’m talking about. They’re big and bold in that city.

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I feel the exact same way about my life right now at least about the last week 🥴🙃😂

my life is a comedy (hell, mutliple genres of film at once, recently)

there are too many stories happening to even tell lmao/wtf

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Hahaha probably would've been better if they ate them instead of having to pick up hundreds of them 😅

omg it was so funny (despite being extremely annoying. they didn't eat the magnesium caps, they just scattered hundreds of them everywhere and i had to pick them all up one-by-one.... 🫠)

Hahahah I can only imagine piecing this all together as you wake up 😂

legit worried they got vitamin a poisoning...it's no joke to overdose on fat-soluble vitamins

wow😭 raccoons do the craziest things.. hopefully they feel more nourished after taking the vitamins LMAO💀

This sounds like an episode of Rick and Morty 😂😂😂

Raccoons living healthier than half of us out here

😭😭😭I’m sure nobody ever expected you to say this too