sentences i never, ever expected to say:

raccoons destroyed the zipper on my toiletry kit and ate all of my multi-vitamins 

lmaoooooooo

soldier of Good. 🪖🥰 
producer × DJ. 🎧 🪩 
working on /campfire. 🫴🪵🔥
host of /downshift ⚙️ + /dww 🎧 +  /gtd 🛠️.
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Hahahah I can only imagine piecing this all together as you wake up 😂

Veni Vidi Vibes... Fitness, Photography, Fuckin around and finding out

Hahaha probably would've been better if they ate them instead of having to pick up hundreds of them 😅

omg it was so funny (despite being extremely annoying. they didn't eat the magnesium caps, they just scattered hundreds of them everywhere and i had to pick them all up one-by-one.... 🫠)