sentences i never, ever expected to say:

raccoons destroyed the zipper on my toiletry kit and ate all of my multi-vitamins 

lmaoooooooo

soldier of Good. 🪖🥰 
producer × DJ. 🎧 🪩 
working on /campfire. 🫴🪵🔥
host of /downshift ⚙️ + /dww 🎧 +  /gtd 🛠️.
https://linktr.ee/0xdownshift

Canadian Dad 🍁 

/nerd 🤓 

Construction worker 💪

I feel the exact same way about my life right now at least about the last week 🥴🙃😂

my life is a comedy (hell, mutliple genres of film at once, recently)

there are too many stories happening to even tell lmao/wtf